Talkin' 'Bout Vagina (Event Over)

Some vaginas are small and slick while others are huge and hairy. They're a lot like Forrest Gump's little box of chocolates in that way - you just never know what you're gonna get. If you'd like to hear more about vaginas, just head on down to The Castro Theatre and take in a night of The Vagina Monologues, where girls and women will be talking about their naughty bits for hours. It only happens in The Castro once a year so get it while its hot.